~The Redneck Reverend's theme hits, as he walks to the ring, Porkchop, his trusty pig, on a leash following behind him. TRR ties the leash to the ringpost, then climbs into the ring, and, after much difficulty, figures out how to work a microphone, and begins to speak.~
TRR: Wal, on th' fust show, ah faced th' crazy Mexican possum man, o' whutevah his name is, an' ah's gonna be honest, he beat me up purdy bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. Ah gave him quite a beatin' too, but he won th' match, so thet makes all th' difference. All ah have t'say t'yo' is corngratulashuns on yer win, as enny fool kin plainly see. But this hyar time, yo' won't be so lucky, an' Th' Redneck Revahend will beatcha, along wif this hyar buddy of mine they put as mah tag team partner. Now, less haf some fun, so come on out hyar now.
*After TRR speaks, subtitles appear on the titantron for those who are unable to understand what he said, reading:"Well, on the first show, I faced the crazy Mexican chicken man, or whatever his name is, and I'm gonna be honest, he beat me up pretty bad. I gave him quite a beating too, but he won the match, so that makes all the difference. All I have to say to you is congratulations on your win. But this time, you won't be so lucky, and The Redneck Reverend will beat you, along with this buddy of mine they put as my tag team partner. Now, let's have some fun, so come on out here now."*
~The Redneck Reverend then waits on !Mr. Polo Dolo! to come out to the ring.~